Recession Woes

To boost my flagging Herculean ego, I am assuming that you have read this blog earlier. Ya, I agree you clicked the link by mistake but I don't really care cause that counts as a hit on my webpage :-D 

You may have bloody noticed that I had some adverts on the blog earlier, but not anymore. The rascals at Google have discontinued the ad service on Pissd. They claim that they suspected some fishy activity. I beg to differ though; I think it is because the recessionary blues got to them and I am the first victim of that. I bloody lost $84 in all this. The cash register was the ONLY motivating factor that forced me to keep updating Pissd.

Don't you worry, people. This New Year I have resolved to get under your skin and bug the living shit outta you, so money or no money I am going to keep updating Pissd and mailing you about it. There's always an exit plan though. You could send ur monetary contributions direct to my bank account and I will take you off the list.

That's my solution to beat the recession - extort from friends and family and any other moron who wastes his time reading Pissd.

ps: For bank details, mail me.

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Happy New Year

Another year has passed. Another year wasted. 366 days of carnage on the stock exchanges, on the road and in the industry. Be it the recession or terrorism attacks, the year 2008 has been the worst ever. Looking back on 2008 it is quite possibly THE black year of all times.

Those who avoided being hit by recession and managed to hold on to their jobs, fell to the terrorism attacks all over India. The others were on my mailing list and got bombarded with messages to read my posts on this crappy blog.

I consider blogging a bigger threat than either recession or terrorism. Every damn idiot you know maintains a blog these days! With so much so garbage floating on the net, it's impossible not to dirty your mind going through them. The way people have hung on to blogging, soon you might have people giving their blog addresses instead of their cell phone numbers.

Your worst nightmare came true, when I started blogging on Pissd, aint it? Well, amongst the 23 resolutions I resolved this year, updating Pissd more often is one of them. So get ready for some more nonsense in 2009.

The only saving grace, my resolutions to hit the gym and eat less of desserts are already in jeopardy so keep your fingers crossed...
Cartoon Copyright by Randy Glasbergen

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Letter to the PM

I received an email today stating that the following letter had been written by the editor of Times of India, Bombay edition. I doubt that but the content of the letter is indicative of the mood of every citizen of Bombay irrespective of our religion or caste. Here it goes:

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Dear Mr. Prime minister

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least squeak but we don't even do that.

Today I heard your speech. In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.

Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and there will be one more Hiroshima.

We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.

Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?

I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money. Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house , enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.

Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.

If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person, such a fine human being. You politician didn't even spare him. Your party along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for good person.

Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among us. There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambient where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

Prakash B. Bajaj

Chandralok 'A" Wing, Flat No 104

97 Nepean Sea Road

Mumbai 400 036

Phone 98210-71194

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Mr Bajaj is certainly not the editor of any newspaper but a really Pissd individual. And he's not alone.

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Introduction

Frustation. Anger. Irritation. That’s what gets me going. It’s the overall feeling of being super-pissed about everything in life that has prompted me to start this blog. Maybe you would identify with a few issues or maybe not. You could have your own views - views that totally contrast mine. I would like you to share your outlook and further enhance this blog.

Why I chose such a shady name for this blog?
Well, simply because it’s a reflection of the lives of most people. We are either getting pissed about issues or getting pissed upon by the higher-ups.

As I write this, my biggest piss-off is the fact I actually wanted my blog to be spelt “PISSED.” But some bitch called Melissa has hogged that name and the last time she updated her blog was in November 2001. I am even PISS’D about that.

Let the cribbings begin!

Ps: I am a newbie blogger and would love it if you help me with your input and let me get Piss'd further.

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