Monday, January 5, 2009

Recession Woes

To boost my flagging Herculean ego, I am assuming that you have read this blog earlier. Ya, I agree you clicked the link by mistake but I don't really care cause that counts as a hit on my webpage :-D 

You may have bloody noticed that I had some adverts on the blog earlier, but not anymore. The rascals at Google have discontinued the ad service on Pissd. They claim that they suspected some fishy activity. I beg to differ though; I think it is because the recessionary blues got to them and I am the first victim of that. I bloody lost $84 in all this. The cash register was the ONLY motivating factor that forced me to keep updating Pissd.

Don't you worry, people. This New Year I have resolved to get under your skin and bug the living shit outta you, so money or no money I am going to keep updating Pissd and mailing you about it. There's always an exit plan though. You could send ur monetary contributions direct to my bank account and I will take you off the list.

That's my solution to beat the recession - extort from friends and family and any other moron who wastes his time reading Pissd.

ps: For bank details, mail me.


Friday, January 2, 2009

Happy New Year

Another year has passed. Another year wasted. 366 days of carnage on the stock exchanges, on the road and in the industry. Be it the recession or terrorism attacks, the year 2008 has been the worst ever. Looking back on 2008 it is quite possibly THE black year of all times.

Those who avoided being hit by recession and managed to hold on to their jobs, fell to the terrorism attacks all over India. The others were on my mailing list and got bombarded with messages to read my posts on this crappy blog.

I consider blogging a bigger threat than either recession or terrorism. Every damn idiot you know maintains a blog these days! With so much so garbage floating on the net, it's impossible not to dirty your mind going through them. The way people have hung on to blogging, soon you might have people giving their blog addresses instead of their cell phone numbers.

Your worst nightmare came true, when I started blogging on Pissd, aint it? Well, amongst the 23 resolutions I resolved this year, updating Pissd more often is one of them. So get ready for some more nonsense in 2009.

The only saving grace, my resolutions to hit the gym and eat less of desserts are already in jeopardy so keep your fingers crossed...
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